Any fart in the face stories?

So, I've always wanted to be farted in the face, but it only happened once.


I was laying between the couch and the coffee table and my dad's legs were resting on the coffee table. My sisters were in the kitchen waiting for my dad to give them money because they were going to the mall. Suddenly, my dad scooted forward and sat on the edge of the couch so that his butt was above my face. I was staring up at his butt wondering what it was doing above me. Then I heard this short fart come out of his butt and I started laughing. He then stood up and walked into the kitchen. That was the only time I have been farted in the face.


So, it's your guys' turn to tell stories of you farting in people's faces or someone farting in your face.

I have so many fart-face experiences! I'll let you guys know my best story

Skids wrote:I have so many fart-face experiences! I'll let you guys know my best story

Me too! I think I hold a record. I have even taken some direct nose (nostril) shots, all done with amazing quickness and accuracy that left me stunned.

Need to get to sleep, but the most deserved was when Nathan got me. I was watching a kid from church, (Nathan, of course) who was 10 at the time. From the very start, he was full of air, starting out by farting on my leg subtly. (I thought it was a burp...was a low grumble) He got me on the leg a few more times, and then ripped a big series of them while I was wrestling with him. By the time it was nearing bedtime for Nathan, he probably had farted 40 or 50 times, and I had started to rib him for having odorless farts. He kept trying harder and harder, and suddenly, he brought his butt down and stuck his butt perfectly into my face, and ripped a handful of farts right into my nostrils! He was bound and determined to make some smell. Sadly (for him especially) he still failed, although his air pressure kinda hurt my nose. =)

I took a lot of farts over the years from my older brother. He'd usually just grab my head randomly and push it at his ass or his crotch and just try to hold it there and fart if he had one. it was shock and awe. If he had me, he'd usually only let up if I sniffed it real good. A few times he'd only let up after forcing me to say that i liked it.

'One time though, he planted me quite good in the face. We were in the living room, just come in from school and he pushes me on the couch. I usually just went along with whatever he did because it was just a thing with us. He sat on me, and then planted his butt right in my face. I think my nose was even poking up there a bit. He farted a lame "pop" fart but I could feel hot gas coming out for like 5 seconds after. I couldn't breathe at all, and I smelled it and the gas made me cough! Then when I struggled he's like "you got to smell it." I sniffed loudly and he got off a few seconds later. Talk about dizzy.

And we just went back to whatever we were doing like it never happened.

I Havent Had Any Fart In Face Experiences? Help Me Out?

I have alot and I'll share them as time goes on
I, have a dog, Ryan and he farts ALOT. Alright so once, I was in my living room and my dog had his butt up against my face. I didn't even notice until he farted. it was SO loud, and it was almost barf inducing. He looked at me s=and I swear he smirked KNOWING what he did. Me and my dog end up having alot of fart wars and we are about even on the scale, this fart in particular just smelled SOOOO BAD that I had to put it here
There are more stories coming.

Facefart2.0 wrote:I have alot and I'll share them as time goes on
I, have a dog, Ryan and he farts ALOT. Alright so once, I was in my living room and my dog had his butt up against my face. I didn't even notice until he farted. it was SO loud, and it was almost barf inducing. He looked at me s=and I swear he smirked KNOWING what he did. Me and my dog end up having alot of fart wars and we are about even on the scale, this fart in particular just smelled SOOOO BAD that I had to put it here
There are more stories coming.

OMG, a dog fart to the face! No way. Dog farts are the worst. I can see too how he smirked, it's amazing how many things dogs can say with just their face. Nasty dude, I feel your pain on that one!

A few face farts that I can remember. I was playing some Nintendo or Playstation, I forget which and my friend Eric walked up to be in just his PJs and ripped a fart right in my face. I could feel the vibrations and full on smell. I seem to think it didn't smell too bad because I remember exclaiming dude, nasty, sick, etc. But then went right back to the video game. So must have not been too bad.

Another story was when Eric and I were playing with his brother, Theo and his friend Bobby. I think this was right about the time when James Bond "GoldenEye" came out. We were doing this thing where we would take turns being the spies and the bad guys. The "Spies" had to get tied up in the garage and they had to use their James Bond skills to escape before a timer went off on a fake bomb. I think the microwave served as the timer. Anyway, Theo and Bobby were up to be the spies and Eric and I started tying them up. Once finished, I felt a fart come along and turned and sent it right into Theo's face just as we darted out of the garage leaving them to their doom and my smelly fart. Theo was screaming all kinds of horror as we left. After they escaped or the bomb went off, (the fake one that is) I forget which, Theo was pretty t'd off. I made sure all knew this so as to make sure they understood how bad my fart must of been.

Once again, another face fart story still has me over Eric's place during the summer and we were all alone and this huge hail storm came roaring in and we ran inside for cover. Watching the hail come a pouring was awesome, I think we lost power too, so we found ourselves with nothing to do. Chilling out in the living room to the sound of the hail, we all got sleepy and ended up falling asleep. After snoozing for a bit Eric and I awoke to find the storm over with and the sun shinning, so we must of been out for a while. With Theo still asleep we got up to go check out the pile of hail stones left on the ground. It looked like it had snowed! Passing by Theo, I felt a fart come along and bent over and farted right in his face. Laughing like crazy we darted out of the room, Theo still sound asleep. A few minutes outside, Theo finally came to join Eric and I, I asked him if he smelled anything weird while he was asleep? He said no, asking why. I said, oh nothing, while Eric and I continued to laugh! Poor Theo!

Other than that, no face farts in recent memory. So like LucasLucas3398, anyone wanna help out!

I really don't have a facefart story but I always wanted to get farted on. Ive been farted on the leg once and it felt like a huge warm bubble on my leg then when the fart came it felt like a warm bubble exploded all over my leg and the fart smelled like eggs I kinda of liked it though he farted on me after that I pretended like I was disgusted but I wasnt

There is like a chain of fart command at my house. On top is my dad, then my oldest brother Don, Then my older brother Jack, me, and my younger brother Tobi. Tobi is kinda a snitch (he tells dad or my older brothers when I fart on him), but my brothers then proceed to do the exact same thing to me .
When my dad farts, its usually not ON someone, and if it is its usually on their leg. Don does it full on (he's stronger then the rest of us except dad) , he holds our head right on his butt and just farts, he makes us inhale it through our nose before he lets go . Jack just sort of bends over and farts on you, but then he stops so that's fine. Tobi is the youngest so we all fart on him (we all tell him that's just how life works). When I fart I just hold your head on my butt for a second. Don and Jack barely fart on Tobi though and they always save the stink farts for me because I have a sensitive nose. Maybe that isn't a story but more a description. Also, Tobi is the ONLY one who gets his own room, making me the youngest in me, jack and dons room.

Hi, well I have a couple of stories.

First, when I was 12, two guys in my class decided to hold me down on the floor while another boy face farted on me. It was quite a lame and small fart, but he pressed his butt right up against my face and said "ahhh" to add to it. It was a humiliating but very arousing moment.

Also, again when I was 12, I was staying with a couple of boys who were my friends who were 10 and 13. We were playing with plastic swords and the rules were that if you got hit you had to lie down on the ground for ten seconds. The 10yo boy managed to hit me so I had to lie down, and just as he was walking away from me he paused, lifted one of his legs up slightly to the side, and farted right in the direction of my face. You could absolutely tell he was doing it intentionally, even though he said nothing.

CleanDirty wrote:Hi, well I have a couple of stories.

First, when I was 12, two guys in my class decided to hold me down on the floor while another boy face farted on me. It was quite a lame and small fart, but he pressed his butt right up against my face and said "ahhh" to add to it. It was a humiliating but very arousing moment.

Also, again when I was 12, I was staying with a couple of boys who were my friends who were 10 and 13. We were playing with plastic swords and the rules were that if you got hit you had to lie down on the ground for ten seconds. The 10yo boy managed to hit me so I had to lie down, and just as he was walking away from me he paused, lifted one of his legs up slightly to the side, and farted right in the direction of my face. You could absolutely tell he was doing it intentionally, even though he said nothing.

Yep, it can be a pretty humiliating experience if you don't like farts. Good thing we fart lovers take a bit more away from the experience and turn it into a positive one.

Oh he was doing it intentionally all right. I think that's the reason some contact sports invented the tackle. It gives men and boys good reason to blow a fart on someone when they're down. Not only did I tackle you, but here, take this as well, Phherrrpp!

This one was recent. This past weekend, I had a couple friends over since I have the house to myself. What better to do than get food, pig out and then later fart it out? We have fast metabolisms so we're not really fat or something like that. We each had lots of pizza, beans and hot dogs over 7 hours. At about 8:00, the farting began. We were all sitting on the couch watch some TV when my friend Brandon said "Here come the beans." and pushed me on the ground, pulled his shorts down, sat on my face and farted long and loud! It actually felt quite nice nice I felt the vibrations of his butt on my face. He always has amazing farts and having them to my face is amazing.

Hi! So, in this post I want to hear your guys last facefart - experience. It could be the last time you farted in someones face or the last time you got farted in the face! Tell about the sound, the smell and the whole situation.

The last time someone farted at me was about one week ago. I had a friend on a sleepover and right before we were sleeping, in the dark, I felt something got closer to my face. He didnt say anything and right before I was about to ask whats happening I felt a big stormy fart right in my face. He pushed my head right into his ass with his arms so I had to smell it (Offcorse I didn't do much to not smell it though). It smelled so bad, but still so good. We had eat tacos earlier that night so it was totally great. The smell were there all night, and I slept well! The sound was quite loud.

So, what about you guys? Tell your story!

Well, I already told this story like three times, but one more wouldn't hurt, would it? I got farted in the face by my dad.

I was sitting between the couch he was sitting on and the coffee table. He scooted forward so that his butt was over me and it was hanging off the edge of the couch. I was staring at it wondering why it was above me when I heard this fart come out of his butt. He then got up and walked away. I laughed, but I don't remember the smell.

I do wish I would be farted in the face more though. I have only been farted in the face once. I hope one day it will happen.

Skids wrote:This one was recent. This past weekend, I had a couple friends over since I have the house to myself. What better to do than get food, pig out and then later fart it out? We have fast metabolisms so we're not really fat or something like that. We each had lots of pizza, beans and hot dogs over 7 hours. At about 8:00, the farting began. We were all sitting on the couch watch some TV when my friend Brandon said "Here come the beans." and pushed me on the ground, pulled his shorts down, sat on my face and farted long and loud! It actually felt quite nice nice I felt the vibrations of his butt on my face. He always has amazing farts and having them to my face is amazing.

Its a new massage technique! They should really have that at spas.